english quote about baby

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
- Anonymous

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
- Ed Howe

Babies haven’t any hair;
Old men’s heads are just as bare;
Between the cradle and the grave
Lie a haircut and a shave.
- Samuel Hoffenstein

A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
- Carole Tabron

Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
- Charles

Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.
- Anonymous

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
- Mark Twain

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
- B.C. Seifert

Children are our most valuable natural resource.
- Herbert Hoover

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
- Douglas Feaver

Every baby needs a lap.
- Henry Robin

Double the love and double the joy, we’ve been blessed with two baby boys.
- Anonymous

Bottles, booties, bibs and more, let’s shower the baby with gifts galore.
- Anonymous

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
- E.G. Smith

Babies fill a hole in your heart that you never knew existed.
- Anonymous

Babies are such a nice way to start people.
- Don Herrold